I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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