she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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