I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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