Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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