That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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