butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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