only if we run a train.
done.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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