you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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