I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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