I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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