Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's never too late to be topless.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
