Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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