So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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