so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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