p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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