i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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