If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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