You're a womanizer and a bitch.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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