I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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