i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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