so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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