1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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