That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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