at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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