You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Bring me that man meat
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
