stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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