Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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