Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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