I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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