google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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