when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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