Tell her she can't have a vagina
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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