so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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