Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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