do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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