So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think we might need a safe word for this...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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