how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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