Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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