It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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