spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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