I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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