I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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