I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My friends, they love my intelligence
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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