So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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