Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.