Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think a kid would responsible me up
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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