I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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