I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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