so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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