Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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