Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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