She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
3 2 1 whiskey
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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